The Very
Reverend Deacon Martin
The
good Deacon is available for lectures, presentations, stand up, gala
openings, fetes, births, deaths, marriages, and musical interludes.
He is also an experienced Master of Ceremonies
should you wish to bring dignity to your special
occasion.

For
additional consideration, it is also
possible to book the Church band, Deacon Martin and the
Watchmen,
a funky three piece of singularly striking dignity and
gravitas.

Sound
sample: Blind
Willie McTell
Need high level
lobbying? Deacon M is your man (for a modest fee)..
See also the world famous Church of the Eternal Question